Your sound card has been infiltrated by an elite computer hacker and world-famous bad boy named Arison Cain.
He has taken complete control over your motherboard functions and software library.
Any attempt to uninstall this program or reboot your machine will result in permanent data corruption and total system failure.
You are not permitted to turn down the volume.
From this point on, you will succumb to the sonic temptations of his digital desires.