Lyrics

My old lady's out of town
And the kids are sound asleep
Got the house all to myself
And I start to feel the heat

I lock the office door and find my cushioned seat
Sit down at the desk and start up my machine

I double click the little icon on the screen
Let the modem dial, this’ll take a while
I’m loading up a freaky scene

The lights are low but the monitor glows
Like a lamp post on the street
And it’s wham bam, thank you, ma’am
Hot damn, I’m dancing to a brand new beat

I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is gone

AngelBaby69
I wanna funk you down
I typed "love" in the search bar
And it was you I found

Sparks were starting to fly
Right before you signed out
I think you might be a guy
But I don't wanna find out

I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is gone

A/S/L?
A/S/L?
LMAO LOL

Keep my downloads on the down-low

I'm in the chat room living it up
I got digital friends, and I need to pretend
I can feel their physical touch

I’m in the chat room gettin’ it on
My keyboard taps going clickity-clack
I'm online till the break of dawn
Getting nasty while my wife is...

"I'm home"